At least we aren't Royals fans
"How was the game, honey?" "Oh, you know. Kinda quiet." "Dear, are you having an affair on me?" "Who, me? No, honest. I went to the ball game alone. In fact look at this! I have proof!" pause... "You mean you paid $240 for a ticket to the game, $15 for parking, $10 for a beer, to read a book?!!!" Believe me, fellas, I been married 36 years. There's no winning this argument.