I'm torn..."The Declaration of Indigestion" or the "Twinkie Cheese Dog?"

You walk up to the concession stand about the fourth inning (who can wait for the seventh inning stretch, right?) Gotta have a beer. What now?
Go to a Grand Rapids Whitecaps game, and you definitely have a choice.
Two of the most interesting are the "Declaration of Indigestion" and a "Twinkie Cheese Dog."
Frankly, a deep-fried Twinkie stuffed with cheese and a hot dog sounds gross to me, especially with beer.
According to the Whitecaps, "When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to disband from the tyranny of healthy eating, they should consume the Declaration of Indigestion. You see, all sandwiches are not created equal as this half-pound, footlong hot dog is covered in a philly cheese steak (steak, cheese, peppers and onions) and served on a gigantic sub roll. It is certainly your unalienable right to consume one of these in the pursuit of happiness."
Maybe. But I think I'll stick to good old French Canadian poutine.
Hey, we need a volunteer to head out to Grand Rapids this summer to do some serious research.
(OBTW - these are just nominations for a Whitecap menu expansion. The election will take place on line at http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100209&content_id=8042520&vkey=pr_t582&fext=.jsp&sid=t582 Unfortunately, some PR man's creativity ran out in front of their social networking skills. The press release went out this morning, but the ballot isn't on the site. Somebody let me know when they get it up. Hey, I'm getting hungry, and I just ate breakfast!

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