He went to Boston for what seems to me to be a measly $5 mill. The guy has 200 wins and 150 saves, and could be an instant favorite at Comerica as he is a local boy.
Sure he was hurt last year, but he's got a good head on his shoulders, knows how to pitch. Sounds better than our current village idiot who blows out his wrist playing Guitar Hero.
Heaven reserved a special spot for Senor Smoke after he had to pitch wearing those garishly colorful Astos uniforms after he left Detroit. They did nothing to flatter his rotund figure.
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