"Same old song, just a different beat..."
Well, at least Miggie isn't misbehaving on the eve of a playoff game, and he didn't get into a fight with his wife; this time it was a cop.
But really, it's time to move on from this one-ring circus. With his talent we should be able to acquire a top quality starting pitcher. Let's make a deal.
This is just too much of a distraction.